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Song Parodies -> "Emerald Wednesday"

Original Song Title:

"Ruby Tuesday"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Emerald Wednesday"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

A little something I wrote:

Now there once was a gorilla named Lucas
Who produced alots of mucus
And one day while swinging through ze trees
Ol' Lucas let out a MIGHTY sneezed
Causing his grip to slip from ze vine
And poor Lucas fall on his behind
So the moral of the story goes
Be careful of where you blow your knows

Song Parody:

She has always filled her home with cheer
Tomorrow is welcome to appear
Though the moon was full
And tides began to pull
She stood put
And staid for good

Hello Emerald Wednesday
All should have a home to share
With a room where all your friends stay
Girl, I wish to be there

The answer why she needs to be at home
She’ll tell you she feels lonely when she roams
She just wont be roped
To travel where she can’t cope
She cant be moved
To see the Louvre

There’s no place like home, she’ll always say
Find a man the good ones aren’t all gay
Laughing all the while
Sipping tea
Inside her domicile

Hello Emerald Wednesday
Who would share their home like you
With a pool where all the kids play
Yeah, it’s good to be you

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Total Votes: 2

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Guy - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice change up from the OS- also like the monkey shiner ditty as the appetizer. ANd the best part about it is this song is actually green. =;-)
Mark Scotti - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Clever take on the OS, no monkeying around...

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