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Song Parodies -> "Tootin' Jack Cass"

Original Song Title:

"Jumpin' Jack Flash"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Tootin' Jack Cass"

Parody Written by:

David Chrenko

The Lyrics

I was born in an East L.A. taco stand.
Coyotes howled in the night when I broke some wind.
Let it linger . . . Yeah, you might say it's crass.
Pull my finger . . . I'm Tootin' Jack Cass . . . Full o' gas-gas-gas.

I can raise up a roof with one sonic boom.
I can clear an entire conference room.
Feel the shear might ...Yeah, an atomic blast.
Such a delight . . . I'm Tootin' Jack Cass . . . Light my gas-gas-gas.

I was found by a crowd gathered 'cross the grass.
And reviled, they said, "Bubba, you've got no class."
I was bound, and they stripped off my Calvin Klein's, yes, yes,
I was found with a cork plugged in my behind, oh yeah,
But, I'm alright . . . Yeah, until I explode.
Yes, I'm alright . . . I'm Tootin' Jack Cass . . . It's a heavy load.

Tootin' Jack Cass . . . Shoot some gas.
Tootin' Jack Cass . . . He's so crass-crass-crass.
Tootin' Jack Cass . . . Whiff some gas.
Tootin' Jack Cass . . . Got no class-class-class.

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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 2

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Rick D - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't know Jack.
Guy - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Muchas gassy-ass. This one was a real gas. It stinks real good. Nice job.
Johnny D - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Smells like bean spirit ! Wait a minute - did I just give away a new parody idea there? I have a stinking suspicion I just did.......
Calvin Klein - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
You've soiled my name.
David Chrenko - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody is terrible, it's in bad taste, not particularly funny, a general waste of time, and appeals to the lowest common denominator. Sounds like sitcom material to me..
dude - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
funny , but the puns in the other comments are lame

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