-> "Brown Gopher"
Original Song Title:
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Ty Webb putts upon the Bushwood greens,
Smails scoffs at the people of modest means
Carl grows grass that will get you high
His mission for the day is the gopher must die
Brown Gopher, get him out of Bushwood
Brown Gopher, Carl had misunderstood
Al drinks beer from a keg in his bag
Ladies Carl likes are just old hags
Looper dreams he's the Cinderella Boy
Shoots at the gopher that looks like a toy
Brown Gopher, varmit guts would be good
Brown Gopher, seem like you understood
Ah, get you now, brown gopher, think like an animal now
Ah got my gun site on the, brown gopher, just like a hunter should yeah
Cannon ball commin' Ty and Carl chug down
Lacy beds men all over the town
Caddie Day swim leaves a mental scar
Doodie in the pool is nothing but a Clark Bar
Brown Gopher, how do you dance around
Brown Gopher, you're making Carl unsound
Noonan plays well as he making the scene
Hits on Lacy and gets right onto her green
Smails says caddy him to make things right
Against Webb and Czervik, it's gonna be a fight
Brown Gopher, Carl's gonna blow you out
Brown Gopher, C4 has lots of clout
Noonan's last shot just hung onto the green
Carl blew the golf course into smithereens
The ball dropped in and Ty's team won
Smails renegged so Al got his chums and
Brown Gopher, he's gonna get away
Brown Gopher, dance for another day, yeah
I said fore, fore, fore, two!
How come you...how come Smails got in the way?
Bill.., Bill.., Bill.., Baroooo!
Don't eat like ...eat like Spalding will
Pick.., Pick..., Pick..., Eeew!
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