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Song Parodies -> "Mother's Little Helper"

Original Song Title:

"Mother's Little Helper"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Mother's Little Helper"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

well, i stabbed her ass, as was told

i act differently, you'd say
when i bend to mother's ways
mother needs my help today to calm her down
and though she sits deadly still
i'm her kid and do her will
this ol' motel ain't no shelter
when i'm mother's little helper
and i help her when i slay
and then keep the cops at bay

once this young gal came to stay
soon my mother made her pay
she was too lewd, mother says, so she was slashed
coming here was her mistake
twas a quite unlucky break
cause this motel ain't no shelter
when i'm mother's little helper
but my nerves all start to fray
when she causes me to prey

norman, please...she's just a tease
go her to door...complete your chore
so i stabbed her ass, as was told

well, i feel ashamed to say
what i did upon that day
but i quickly sealed her fate, as was required
mother's hard to satisfy
when she climbs into my mind
and this motel is no shelter
when i'm mother's little helper
it was quite the blood filled night
afterward, i felt such fright

norman, please...i feel unease
that's gal's a whore...which i deplore
so i stabbed her ass, as was told

lifeless girl was found today
in a swamp not far away
folks are saying that i'm rotten to the core
now i'm shackled and morose
dressed up in my mommy's clothes
cause that motel was no shelter
when i'm mother's little helper
and although i feel dismay
as my mother i will stay
HEY !


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Mark Scotti - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
GREAT, GREAT concept, Alvin! I have a movie homage of my own posting tomorrow. I'm stabbing you 5 times.....
Claude Prez - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Clever and catchy; well done. And HEY GREAT TITLE SUB TOO
TJC - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent story tellin'... came off *with* a Hitch!
adagio - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Brings all the terror of the screen back! (1st movie that scared the wits out of me) :) Really good job, alvin. 5's
AFW - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
There's no other like another of alvin's mother songs
UnKnownVotrix - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, ~The Mighty Duke0'Dice~ this is a perfect score for the Bate's Mom & her HELLper !
alvin - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks mark...looking forward to it...thanks claude...lol...thanks TJC,,,heh heh heh....thanks adagio...glad to disturb...thanks AFW...glad ya enjoyed...thanks UKV...lol
John Jenkins - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Very good job of working in say rhymes without forcing them.
alvin - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks john....way !
Christie Marie M - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Yay, another parody on Norman Bates!! I also look forward to reading/singing your previous Bates parodies as well. I especially enjoy it when you have Bates sing in your parodies and also writing from his POV! I also echo John J's comments. 555!!!
Meriadoc - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
You seem to have an endless supply of Bates. Do we get rebates? :-)
alvin - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks christie.....glad ya enjoyed.....thanks merry...lol

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