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Song Parodies -> "Girl's Affection"

Original Song Title:

"Satisfaction"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Girl's Affection"

Parody Written by:

Ra'akone

The Lyrics

Some people complain about their...uh....intimate life.....some don't even have a love life....this song is for all those guys!
(note...the Rainbow Brite mention....Hallmark owns her...just like it apparently owns the 14th of February)
I can't get no girl's affection,
I can't get no girl's affection.
'cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.

When sitting on the couch
And that man comes on the radio
And he's tellin' me more and more
About something called Viagara,
Well I don't have a girlfriend Einstein.
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, hear what I say.

I can't get no girl's affection,
I can't get no hugging action.
Makes me cry, makes me cry, makes me cry, yes I CRY,
I can't get no, I can't get no.

When I'm told it's the 14th of February
And that girlcomes on to tell me
That Hallmark is the card to use
Well you can just shove it Rainbow Brite cause I don't have
The same hope for love as you.
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

I can't get no girl's affection,
I can't get kiss collection.
'cause I try and I try and I try, man I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.

When I'm ridin' round the 'hood
And I'm trying to be friends then trying the bars,
And I'm tryin' to hug some girl
Who tells me baby I'd have more chance with a mule
'cause she thinks I'm someone who'd drool.
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

I can't get no, I can't get no,
I can't get no girl's affection,
No hugs and kisses, no amorous misses, no Girl's Affection
This Parody Copyright 2003 Le Ra'akone

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Royce Miller - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
5's
Jeff Reuben - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad
The Great Karlando - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Maybe I'm a little picky because the Stones are my favortie band, but the pacing was off in some places. Pretty good though.

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