-> "These Bums Are Ninety, Sure To Breakdown"
Original Song Title:
"19th Nervous Breakdown"
Parody Song Title:
"These Bums Are Ninety, Sure To Breakdown"
The Lyrics
they're the kind of persons...that need, for certain
geriatric care
singin' for a crowd...that's no longer wowed
cause the band has lost its flair
well, it seems to me...they're elderly
and have been such for years
mick's voice had died...and keith's plain fried
both past their prime, i fear
they need to stop...hangin' 'round
hoary bums...hoary bums...hoary bums...hoary bums
these bums are ninety, sure to break down
when i was a child...how they drove me wild
and how they caused my parents fright
and yes, i still enjoyed....as a teenage boy
i found them quite alright
those rockers were a wreckin' crew
and they took it to the max
but they ought to stop performin' now
and finally just relax
they need to stop...hangin' 'round
hoary bums...hoary bums...hoary bums...hoary bums
these bums are ninety, sure to break down
old...age...to...blame
to...go...on....insane
they're wealthy enough...no need to work
their concerts, bad...and their albums, worse
oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
some still think 'em cool....but they're all been fooled
can't leave their youth behind
a spark, they lack...i've turned my back
though that may seem unkind
they once were hip...they've fallen hard
you think not ?...you are blind
yes, i got wise...so now these guys
won't get this cash of mine
they need to stop...hangin' 'round
hoary bums...hoary bums...hoary bums...hoary bums
these bums are ninety, sure to break down
these bums are ninety, sure to break down
these bums are ninety, sure to break down
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