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Song Parodies -> "I'll Buy Boobies, Tuesday"

Original Song Title:

"Ruby Tuesday"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Buy Boobies, Tuesday"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i will never say...where they came from
i will grow much fatter...where they've gone
blouses filled so tight
oh, what a gorgeous sight
none will know
just how its so

i'll buy...boobies, tuesday
they were hang, acclaimed and new
rearranged with heft that due day
thrilling bunch of tissue

don't question why i need...them differently
i'll swell from only "A"...up to a "D"
sure, there'll be some pain
but its worth the form, i'll gain
my money tossed
but worth the cost

i'll buy...boobies, tuesday
they were hang, acclaimed and new
rearranged with heft that due day
thrilling bunch of tissue

its the time for boobs...you've heard me say
get high beams before...they sag away
doesn't take much time
soon, i'll teem with hoots
that ain't no crime
they'll look sublime

i'll buy...boobies, tuesday
they were hang, acclaimed and new
rearranged with heft that due day
thrilling bunch of tissue


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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Jeff Reuben - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
It must have felt good to get this off your chest. Nice (boob) job!
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Awesome sub-title. . .hilariously carried out, an interesting theme with veteran production
McKludge - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
That's surgical precision on the internal rhyming. 555
alvin - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks jeff, dave and mckludge
Walt Conner - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it !! Solid 5's Al, you go "gurl"
Guy - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
This one is absolutely "Tango Uniform" - Military speak for broken or FUBAR. You know like the old US Army commercials where they say "We do more work by 9.00AM than the rest of the world does all day." When I was a field tech working for the same major US Army that I work for now I used to have to fix soldier's PCs that they had somehow broken. I used to tell them that they "are the US Army and they break more stuff by 9:00AM than the rest of the world breaks all day long." Anyway Tango Uniform is the phonetic breakout of the letters T and U. Thus Tango Uniform means in military speak "Tits Up". 3 Tangos and 2 new uniforms for you.
alvin - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks walt (lol) and guy (thanks for the info)
AFW - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I like Boobies, Tuesday, Monday, Wednesday, etc. etc....way out front with 55--5
alvin - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks AFW.....i like boobies too....even as a baby
Kristof Robertson - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Boobiful, Al; I'm going to commit this parody to mammary....I'll shut up now. ;-) 555
TJC - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice 'job'! Top shelf internal rhymes and the whole thing generally hangs together well! 555 cc's x 2!
alvin - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks kristof and TJC
stuart mcarthur - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
beboobiful syllable-matching al! - 555
alvin - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks stuart
malcolm higgins - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
awesome pair of fives.. and a third for a spare...
PMS - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
D-D-elightful
Mike Littoris - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Great lyrics - you said a mouthful. Triple 5's for your Double D's.

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