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Song Parodies -> "Protection"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

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Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i just can't find my protection
the time for action's due
have to get back to you

everyone is gettin' cooties and infections
the doctors have their hands full with injections
all this gives me pause for some reflection
and i won't go
if they do not show

i just can't find my protection
this plastic wrap won't do
so i guess we are through

this body part, by far, my favorite section
i give it lots of care and close inspection
as condoms go, i have a large selection
i lost them though
where'd the damned things go ?

i just can't find my protection
i know i have a slew
and in all sorts of hues

i just can't find my protection
there should be some, its true
but i don't have a clue

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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John Barry - October 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Extra points for pulling it off without using "erection."
alvin - October 20, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks john...yes, erection woulda fit in nicely

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