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Song Parodies -> "Protection"
Original Song Title:
"Connection"
Original Performer:
The Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Protection"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
protection
i just can't find my protection
the time for action's due
have to get back to you
everyone is gettin' cooties and infections
the doctors have their hands full with injections
all this gives me pause for some reflection
and i won't go
if they do not show
protection
i just can't find my protection
this plastic wrap won't do
so i guess we are through
this body part, by far, my favorite section
i give it lots of care and close inspection
as condoms go, i have a large selection
i lost them though
where'd the damned things go ?
protection
i just can't find my protection
i know i have a slew
and in all sorts of hues
protection
i just can't find my protection
there should be some, its true
but i don't have a clue
i just can't find my protection
the time for action's due
have to get back to you
everyone is gettin' cooties and infections
the doctors have their hands full with injections
all this gives me pause for some reflection
and i won't go
if they do not show
protection
i just can't find my protection
this plastic wrap won't do
so i guess we are through
this body part, by far, my favorite section
i give it lots of care and close inspection
as condoms go, i have a large selection
i lost them though
where'd the damned things go ?
protection
i just can't find my protection
i know i have a slew
and in all sorts of hues
protection
i just can't find my protection
there should be some, its true
but i don't have a clue
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Extra points for pulling it off without using "erection."
thanks john...yes, erection woulda fit in nicely
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