They serve me split pea soup oh please just take it back
No green peas do I want I want them all eyed black
I see the plates get served dressed up with parsley cloves
I have to sit and wait for how long no one knows

I see some peas of green and want them all eyed black
With crackers by the bowl and waiter won't come back
I see people getting served and quickly munch away
As I sit here waiting will I get to eat today?

I take the spoon and stir as if I would see black
I see my waiter pass will he ever come back?
If this place is that crowded can someone give me the facts?
I'd like my order and I'll just leave it at that

With pepper my green sea had turned a darker hue
I had to empty a whole shaker maybe two

I don't like getting too upset at anyone
If this continues I'll leave no tip when bill comes

They served me split pea soup Oh please just take it back
No green peas do I want I want them all eyed black
I see the plates get served dressed up with parsley cloves
I have to sit and wait for how long no one knows

I'm getting u u u u u u u up se e e et (repeat 2x)

I waiting till I'm fainted, peas eyed black
Black as night, black as coal
I wanna see a plate in front of me, order right
I wanna be served serviced, serviced, serviced, Lamb of Rack
Yeah!