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Song Parodies -> "Randy Guy"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Randy Guy"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

the "randy guy" in question here is bill wyman...bassist of the rolling stones..i recently read his autobiography...sure, there was some stones history in there, but mainly it was about all the babes he bagged...

princess popper...shaggin' them, his thing
played the game...on ev'ry tour, more flings
randy guy...would tell them lies
randy guy would barbarize
leavin' them all stigmatized
that's his way, randy guy

one girl rocks...two girls rock
three girls rock...four girls rock...five ?
randy guy would do this all the time
randy guy would fraternize
randy guy would mesmerize
have the girls monopolized
that's his way, randy guy

but he's older now...its not the same
no one falls for ol' bill wyman's games
guess he's finished with those childish airs
yeah, he'd just best forget it

stinker, failure, codger, that he is
odd man, old man, done with that rockin' biz
randy guy is cut to size
randy guy not idolized
guess he's been unenergized
on your way, randy guy
on your way, randy guy

groupie girls enjoyed when bass, he played
but he's put his instrument away
randy guy is ostracized
randy guy can't victimize
guess he's old and fossilized
on your way, randy guy
on your way, randy guy

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Rex - January 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Enjoyed this!
Yoidy - January 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Yep, the Stones were all Randy guys. I know I would be, if I were in the band. Well, I'm close to it since I got my own Amiright girl groupies! 555
Red Ant - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
"but he's put his instrument away"; we can only hope. Great work on an underused OS.
alvin rhodes - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks rex yoidy and red ant
Meriadoc - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Awwwww- you can't pick on Bill - he was always my favorite! :-O

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