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Song Parodies -> "Wider Than She's High"

Original Song Title:

"Spider And The Fly"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Wider Than She's High"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

slim ones...thin ones...trim ones
wond'rin' what i'll do if there's none in sight
dumpy...frumpy...lumpy and bumpy
fat little girls all waddle by
too much meat on their bones
when i see those gals, i groan
i remember what pa said

he said 'fie fie huge thighs
if her figure's good, go ahead
fie fie fie...waist too wide ?
they're no fun to have in your bed
don't you try
if they're wider than they're high
just keep your head
or you're dead"

sit ups...chin ups...low fat
have salad bar so you'll stay real thin
eatin' ?...drinkin' ?...tummy ain't shrinkin' ?
i'm in a bloated crowd, so bereft
and then one came by
she was wider than she's high
she's lumb'rin' like a heavy girl would

she was past two-thirty
and actin' all flirty
i tried to run away
but then she had me prone
she said i'd date her
and maybe have to mate her
she said she liked the way that i was skin and bones
i said why not try
though she's wider than she's high
jumped into bed
now we're wed

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Paul Robinson - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I guess this is a "Phat" parody, hyuck, hyuck ~ ~ ~ Did I use the right word? Jeez, I'll bet that's probably an out of date term by's a bad sign when an "older" person tries to be 'hip' and does so with a passe term, lol...guess I'd better say, "Nice job" in case "Phat" doesn't mean "shit" anymore ~ ~ ~
Yoidy - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
That's phat. She weighs 555!
Meriadoc - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like you were enticed into the parlor and up the winding stair... ;-)
alvin rhodes - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks paul...i'm the wrong person to ask about hip slang thanks yoidy and merry (indeed)
John Barry - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job of replicating the rhythm of the OS.
AFW - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Caution: wide load ahead...funny write, here
Dee Range - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Love the surprise ending. I love 'em all. What's the old saying,,,"18 to 80, blind, crippled, or crazy, if they can't walk...drag 'em! 555
alvin rhodes - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks john AFW and dee (lol)

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