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Song Parodies -> "London's Jack Slash"

Original Song Title:

"Jumpin' Jack Flash"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"London's Jack Slash"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

fear was born
from a wide-spread horror reign
people howled
from the blood that had left a stain
but its all right now
its all in the past
now, its all right
london's jack slash doesn't gash gash gash

brows were raised
by this brutal heartless gag
they were fooled
they could never trace his tracks
but its all right now
its all in the past
now, its all right
london's jack slash doesn't gash gash gash

they were found
they were cut up and left for dead
people frowned
at this feat and the way folks bled
they hound
at the cops cause suspicion's bred
they surround
and they whine they want his head
so they said
but its all right now
its all in the past
now, its all right
london's jack slash doesn't gash gash gash

london's jack slash...he don't gash
london's jack slash...he don't gash
london's jack slash...he don't gash

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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John Barry - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever title; as always, great syllable matching.
Yoidy - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Check out Screamin Lord Sutch's song, "Jack the Ripper". It's pretty funny!
Paul Robinson - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
OOH! Well, this one is a cut above the rest, for sure, alvin. Like JB said and more...5's...Oh, yeah, this really fits the pace and "tone" of the OS, too...real nice work...
alvin rhodes - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks john yoidy ( i shall) and paul
Adagio - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Really good one, alvin!! I've been looking in vain for a suitable subject for this one for ages. 5's
Kristof Robertson - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
The title was a doozy, Al...and the parody cut the mustard as well...score! 5555
alvin rhodes - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks adagio and kristof
AFW - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Sharp title and this really sticks with ya'
Jack The First - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
A Rip roarin' regalin' o' my dirty deeds in a sprightly spatter patter....now if you'll pardon me, Satan needs his hooves shined...
Stuart McArthur - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
The Stones would be my choice for the movie soundtrack too - great rhymes alvin - 555
MrMacphisto - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
A ripping good time... 5-5-5
Dee Range - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Superbly done, as always alvin. High 5's
Michael Pacholek - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Rats, Paul took my line... Nuts, Kristof took my second choice... Phooey, AFW took my third choice... Damn, Macphisto took my fourth choice... Think, Mike, think... A bloody good parody? Naw, that's not good enough... Aw, forget it, just give the guy his rating... And how many victims did the Ripper have? Most people who've studied the subject say it was... five.
alvin rhodes - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW jack stuart macphisto dee and michael

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