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Song Parodies -> "Fusin'"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Rascals

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The Comedian

The Lyrics

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Makes for sunny afternoons
'luminates the Earth and Moon

I can imagine there'd be colder weather
If frisky hydrogens don't get together
There's nowhere hydrogen would rather be than

Down a hot electron shell
That one thing they do so well

There's always lots of ions there to greet
Those horny atoms always are in heat
All those happy hydrogens to meet just

In the Sun's atomic core
Doin' their protonic chore

Glow, glow, glow, glow!


We'll keep on getting sunny days if they
Still wanna knock an' smash an' shine away
Hy-dro-gen bonding closer, day-by-day
- Joining in ecstasy - Helium endlessly -

For our sunny afternoons
Shinin' on that harvest moon

Glow, glow, glow, glow!

Fusin' ... ah-ha, ha-ha ... Fusin' ...

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Guy - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for taking the conFUSSION out of this JD. Always wondered how this all worked. Good job.
Rick D - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Physics, physics, what a lousy class, I'd like to take a spectroscope and shove it up a gas......from my first parody in high school. Just kidding, Iiked it professor.
Rick D - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
By the way, I always read your stuff, you don't have to post plugs for your fans.
Johnny D - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, Guy!

Thank you, Rick - I apologize for that little plug the other day - I felt like I was treading water in an ocean of parody-postings.......thanks for the good word - and I always read your stuff too, sir.
Leah Lockhart - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
It happens. Sometimes if someone posts a lot at once and/or uses a lot of songs I don't know, I don't get to them all! BTW, this one was good, fits well with the geek-science genre you have mastered!
Johnny D - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, Leah - "geek-science genre" - I like the sound of that - I guess I write from what I know, like most of us do !
Adagio - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Horny atoms? hehe Sounds like a good recipe. 5's
Johnny D - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio! Yup, them horny little hydrogens are just burnin' doin' the neutron dance ..... even though they only have a proton!
Tim Hall - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Brilliant in more ways than one!
Paul Robinson - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny D - You mean you write parodies, too? You know I didn't get a reminder to look at your stuff the other day and if I hadn't been so self-consumed over my own postings I would have been hurt. Seriously, I've been trying to look at some postings by brand-new folks, too and my browsing time is currently limited. And Lord know, I've tried "catching up" after I miss a few days but it ain't happenin'. A couple days like that and then I haven't read any new postings in like a week. Anwayyyyy. Oh yeah, the ABOVE posting. INCREDIBLE! You OLD RASCAL, you beat me to the YOUNG RASCALS! I just noticed you posted one of theirs the other day and I go, "Shoot (well, something like that), the YOUNG RASCALS, I forgot all about them, they've got TONS of parodiable stuff." Real melodic, well constructed songs with a nice phrasing style and pace. Tailor-made for a parody writer. And the couple of yours I've looked at are just perfect. And I'm really jealous because you can write Science into them. How's that song go, "He/She (??) (something'd) me with Science" ??? In high school I just might have been the worst Chemistry student in the entire school (only counting people who actually ever opened the textbook). Just didn't get it. It was the valences, whatever they were. And my older brother, who had the same teacher was an ACE at it. And the same teacher noticed the same last name and asked if David was my brother. Boy was Mr. Rubin disappointed in ME. A whole semester of sitting there knowing every time he looked at me he was thinking, "OH, the STUPID one". UGH. Maybe if I keep reading your parodies I will begin to understand these mysteries of the universe. 5-5-5 for the regular scores and an "A+" for the Science lesson.
Johnny D - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, Tim, and thank yoooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu Paul !
Royce Miller - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny, to me this was sexy without using the word--not that it was your intention, that's just my take on your parody. A whole new class of parodies can be invented, speaking in parables about the prohibited topic? But if it means having alot of knowledge about science, I won't be a threat.
Johnny D - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, Royce. Did you mean without my using the word "sex" or "sexy" ? I did use the word "horny", which of course could, I suppose, be interpreted as implying that those little hydrogen guys have little bull horns on their furry little proton-heads..... LOL !

I like your idea of "parables" ..... think of all the "sexy" stories we all could tell .......
Arwen - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice work as always, Johnny...5s...but you really freak me out with some of the stuff you can write about!!! you're way too good for me...
Johnny D - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you Arwen - well I can say the same about you - you're way too good of a Tolkien parody-scholar for me, my dear Elf !
Arwen - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh're gonna make the pretty elf blush...

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