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Song Parodies -> "Pokes Him In The Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Smoke Gets In Your Eyes"

Original Performer:

The Platters

Parody Song Title:

"Pokes Him In The Eyes"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

yes...larry's hair's askew
joe goes "woo-woo-woo"
oh oh oh
moe is rather snide
often, he will ride
man, he loves to chide

moe...must have lost his mind
joe could end up blind
oh oh oh
moe plans a surprise
fingers, spread precise
pokes him in the eyes

yes, i loved...them and i gaily laughed
the pranks they pulled out...i...loved
still today...i often grin away
i still admire...their...stuff
(i dig their stuff) wife can't abide
even though she's tried
oh oh oh
she just looks away
when moe's fingers, so sly
pokes him in the eyes

pokes him in the eyes

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 9

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PMS - November 03, 2007 - Report this comment
You sointainly got your MOE-JOE on today. This was hi-LARRY-ous!
adagio - November 03, 2007 - Report this comment
cute!! I'm pun-less today, but I can hear their woo-woo-woo. : ) 5's
Guy - November 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked this one all the way down to the short curlies and selected short subjects. I was fortunate enough to see Larry, Moe and Curly Joe live when I was a kid. They did a show in Pittsburgh, back during the 60's . Count 'em - Nyuk-Nyuk-Nyuk-Nyuk-Nyuk. 5 Nyuks. Calling Dr. Fine Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine. Quite Shemply a Fine write, Howard-ever.
Rick C - November 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Stooge-pendous job here, alvin! Very funny...555
Below Average Dave ( - November 03, 2007 - Report this comment
What an Ouch! As usual, amazing job Alvin, despite it being short, it painted the Larry, Moe and Curly scenario just as I remind them.
Jack Wilson - November 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job on doing something like this with the great but slow and almsot boring OS, if only this was around back in the 60s.
alvin - November 03, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks PMS, adagio, guy (i'm jealous) rick, dave and jack...i've been to the graves of moe and joe and the crypt of larry...also the crypt of shemp and even the grave of ted healey
TJC - November 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny Nyuk-Nyuk joke, Alvin! Three Quintooges!
Tim Hall - November 04, 2007 - Report this comment
5 hee-bee-bee-bee-bees for you!
alvin - November 04, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks TJC and tim
Carmine (2-LOUD) Boccotesta - November 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey-e Ovah 'eah, huh? Dem tree stuches wuz wunce woikin' fer me an' my boyz bud we had ta led 'em go cuz dey wer wars dan testa-duras speshully dat fad one. Hiz testa wuz maida sum kina real hard rock er sumtin'. Me anna boyz cud-ent bring owa-selfs ta take 'em for a liddle ride an' dey wuz way to stupido ta be uv enny tret in a coda-law. Id wudda bin like shuttin' a dawg o-wa sumtin' so's we sent-em owt fer a fisbin an' tol' 'em not ta come back widout one. Hafint seen hite nor hair uv 'em since. 2-LOUD outta 'eah.

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