-> "Noggin Flock"
Original Song Title:
"Rocky Top"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Noggin Flock"
The Lyrics
Wish that I'd invented noggin flock
Beats all them fancy pants pills.
Ain't no magic potion, noggin flock
Ain't no medical bills
Shake the can & squirt on noggin flock
And hair's sure to cover your cap!
Soft as a mink and chic as mutton chops,
Girls get dreamy 'bout that!
Spritz it on, spray lib-ruh-lee
Makes a ha-andsome me.
Good ole noggin flock
Noggin flock sells real cheap!
Noggin flock works for me!
No more blinding glare with noggin flock
Covers my melon right well
Spray-on hair for folks tain't got no mop
Isn't that gol-darn swell?
Hair won't grow at all rightch 'ere on top,
Skin's too leathery there
That's why I buy lots of noggin' flock,
Love that can full o hair!
Bare on top? Here's what you need!
T'look as goo-ood as me!
Lots of noggin flock
Noggin flock worked for me!
Noggin flock sells real cheap!
This can here's no scam like teevee hypes
No use to fuss-in' with them
Weren't no lotions, weren't no surgeon's knife!
Made me dapper again!
Spritzed it on, sprayed lib-ruh-lee
I'm handsome a-as can be!
Watch them women flock
Noggin flock works for me!
Noggin flock works for me!
Noggin flock works for me...eee...eee...eeee.....
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