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Song Parodies -> "Taliban"

Original Song Title:

"All I Want"

Original Performer:

The Offspring

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The Lyrics

One of my 'Lost parodies' that I didn't submit for some reason or another. This one originally may have been insulting to people, but I've recently changed it so it wouldn't be.
Baa baa baa baa baa!

Day after day our home is a wreck
The US of A just
Breathes down our neck
We got no respect
For red white and blue
And still they keep sending
Money for food

So back off your bombs,
Call off your jets
Cause I'm sick of not living,
Everyone's dead
Leave us alone
We don't have Bin Laden
I just don't want to be shot now

In Taliban

How many times has Bin made a tape?
The government released one more today
He dressed up all nice
And then read a speech
He threatened your lives
And swam at our beach

So back off your men
Back off our lives
Cause Bin Laden has wrapped his
Turban too tight
Leave us alone
I no speak a-english
I don't want to be blown up

In Taliban

We've said it before
We'll say it again
He's not hiding here
Go look in Japan...

So back of your bombs
Go to your wives and
We'll never tell you where Bin Laden hides
Leave us alone
I no speak-a-english
I don't want to be blown up

In Taliban

Baa baa baa baa bah.

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