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Song Parodies -> "Westminster Cathedral"

Original Song Title:

"Winchester Cathedral"

Original Performer:

The New Vaudeville Band

Parody Song Title:

"Westminster Cathedral"

Parody Written by:

John Davison

The Lyrics

Boris Johnson, prime minister of the United Kingdom, married Carrie Symonds, the mother of their child Wilfred, in a low-key private ceremony on Saturday 29th May 2021. The wedding was held close to their official Downing Street residence in Westminster Cathedral, and was reportedly presided over by Father Daniel Humphreys, who had previously baptised their one-year-old son Wilfred.
Westminster Cathedral
You’ve let us all down,
You bent your procedures
To marry a clown.

You bent over backwards
And seem very supple,
You pulled out the organ stops
To marry that couple.

Now everyone wonders just who is pulling your strings?
Which Catholic cronies held sway
When conservatives wait in the wings?

Westminster Cathedral
You’ve let us all down,
You let crazy Carrie
Just marry her clown.
Mr Johnson divorced from his first wife Allegra Mostyn-Owen in 1993, before marrying Marina Wheeler and their divorce was finalised in November 2020. Neither of those marriages had occurred in a Catholic church however, meaning that there was no doctrinal impediment to this third marital ceremony. Catholic writer Catherine Pepinster observed: “As far as the church is concerned, this is his first marriage. The others don’t need to be annulled.” Christopher Goodyear, an officer with the Metropolitan Police, added “He’s now married in the Catholic church so he can’t get married again – if he does then that invalidates everything. So let’s hope he keeps his trousers on and behaves himself.”

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