West Chester in P-A
In your little town
Is one of the biggest
Retailers around

It's that shopping channel
That's called QVC
That sells lots of trinkets
To you and to me

Now everyone knows where to tune
On their cable dial
The host will sell you jew-el-ry
With a lovely, bright, beautiful smile

Quality and Value
Convenience, you see
But the easiest thing, now,
Is spending money

Home furnishings, stylish clothes,
Restraint is so hard
I wouldn't have gone into debt
If only I'd shredded my credit card

West Chester in P-A
Broadcasts all their wares
If easily tempted,
You'd better beware!

I blow all my dough, I blow all my dough
I blow all my dough on their stuff