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Song Parodies -> "West Chester, Pennsylvania (Home of QVC)"

Original Song Title:

"Winchester Cathedral"

Original Performer:

The New Vaudeville Band

Parody Song Title:

"West Chester, Pennsylvania (Home of QVC)"

Parody Written by:

Martha Irvin

The Lyrics

West Chester in P-A
In your little town
Is one of the biggest
Retailers around

It's that shopping channel
That's called QVC
That sells lots of trinkets
To you and to me

Now everyone knows where to tune
On their cable dial
The host will sell you jew-el-ry
With a lovely, bright, beautiful smile

Quality and Value
Convenience, you see
But the easiest thing, now,
Is spending money

Home furnishings, stylish clothes,
Restraint is so hard
I wouldn't have gone into debt
If only I'd shredded my credit card

West Chester in P-A
Broadcasts all their wares
If easily tempted,
You'd better beware!

I blow all my dough, I blow all my dough
I blow all my dough on their stuff

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Airfarcewon - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Good being both pro and con...paces good, too...5's
Royce Miller - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
great original song you used
Red Ant - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I didn't vote as I DKTOS, but it seems paced quite well and was and intersting idea.

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