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Song Parodies -> "My Medicare Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Winchester Cathedral"

Original Performer:

The New Vaudeville Band

Parody Song Title:

"My Medicare Baby"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics


My Medicare Baby,
I'm falling for you
And with my Arthritis,
That ain't hard to do

My Medicare Baby,
When you pucker up
My uppers and lowers
Jump out of the cup

We're old as the hills, and livin' on pills,
But I love all the ills, that you got
I'm havin' a fit, cause hey Girl, you're it..
You sure do hit...the liver spot!

My Medicare Baby
Got Ensure, let's dine
Slide out of your wheelchair,
And slip into mine.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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Stuart McArthur - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
good one airfarcewon (love that name) - oldies are such a ripe target
Airfarcewon - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Stuart....bein' somewhat of an oldie, myself...I guess you might say it's sort of autobio...
alvin rhodes - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
love it...especially the line about hitting the liver spot..5s
Joe Melchionne - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute song Airfarcewon...
Lisa Mizrany - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I love it reminds me of my parents Wishing they were still here to cut up like this! Its great Thanks for the laugh and memories
Alpha Skua - July 21, 2018 - Report this comment

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