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Song Parodies -> "Her Chest Is Substantial"

Original Song Title:

"Winchester Cathedral"

Original Performer:

The New Vaudeville Band

Parody Song Title:

"Her Chest Is Substantial"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

her chest is substantial
her nipples hang down
you're shocked as you watch them
they're scrapin' the ground

she should have worn something
but she didn't try
she didn't wear nothing
she let 'em just fly

now, everyone knows just how much
those babies had swelled
she shoulda worn bras right away
but dammit, her big breasts couldn't be held

her chest is substantial
her nipples hang down
you're shocked as you watch them
they're scrapin' the ground

how low do they go ?
they go to the flo'
and you must know
that's real low

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

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Agrimorfee - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Silly take on a silly song..
judge judy - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
agrimorfee, you 1'd another song, you must be the notorius 1er. hope you are proud of yourself. you ought to try writing something decent yourself instead of criticising others.
Johnny D - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
This is hilarious! 555!
alvin rhodes - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks for the substantial vote, johnny
Guy - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody SPA. I LOLed at least once on this one.
Agrimorfee - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
For your information Judge Judy, to paraphrase a line from the Matrix, "I am not the 1". That title goes to someone else. I did not vote 1's on this song, either. Silly doens't always mean "bad". And when I see a 1-worthy song, I will vote it that way. Lastly, you are welcome to choose any of the 131 songs I have posted here since January '04 and judge for yourself which are worthy...some readers here seem to think some of them are quite good (knocks on wood). Peace out.
judge judy - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee, you were convicted on circumstantial evidence, but it was strong. Your comment was first, and the 1's were up with your name, which means you either voted them, or you just left a comment without voting. Now, why would you leave a comment like that without voting? Judging from the amount of votes you get from your average song( what...about 3 or 4?) not many people care what you opinion is anyway, they sure don't bother with voting on your songs much, probably so that you won't vote on theirs and leave your silly, stupid comments on theirs. I checked some of your work, and my advice is... DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB!!!. I saw the other day you gave BRUCIE IS A GUY IN DIAPERS, by JAN UNWIN, a 4 for pacing. I have news for you. Your humble opinion is criminally ignorant, as that song is PERFECTLY PACED. For a guy that can barely average 4 om his own song pacing, and less than that for humor, you ought to steer clear of judging ANYBODY'S work, and like I said before....Work on your own crap.
Rod W - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
And with her nipples hangin down, she's definitely a crack-up, just like your parody. Very funny, SPA, 555 pts 4U!
south park al - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you rod

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