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Song Parodies -> "Shredded Cabbage"

Original Song Title:

"Bread and Butter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Newbeats

Parody Song Title:

"Shredded Cabbage"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

(She likes shredded cabbage)
(He likes lettuce tossed)
(Two heads are always better)
(Than one that seems lost)

Well,
She likes sides of coleslaw
He likes salad bowls
Two heads are always better
With their common goals

(She likes bo-iled cabbage)
(He likes salad's crunch)
(Two heads are always better)
(Than one out to lunch)

While,
She'll go set the table
He'll grill up some steaks
Two hearts that can live together
Beats one whose heart still aches

(She likes sour krout, yeah!)
(He likes salad bars)
(Two heads are always better)
(Than one lost on Mars)

Well
When two hearts get married
They must share their lives
By focusing on all the good things
So true love survives

(Eat more purple cabbage)
(Raise your salad forks)
(Put your heads together)
(And don"t act like dorks)

Oh, oh, oh,
Eat more raisin coleslaw
Eat more salad plates
Two heads beats one thinking
Than one without dates

Oh, oh, oh, oh,
(Eat more bo-iled cabbage)
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
(Love your salad's crunch)
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
(Eat more purple cabbage)
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
( Raise your salad forks)
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
( Eat your raisin coleslaw)
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
(Eat more salad plates)

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