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Song Parodies -> "Doritos"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Them with Van Morrison

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

Buyer Beware.....:)
Talking bout my seasoned baby, created by Arch West
Mass produced in 64, and has that certain zest
There are so many flavors, but there’s only one that can please
It’s the one with that Taco flavor and taste of Nacho Cheese
And they call it D-O-R-I-T-O

D-O-R-I-T-O, Doritos
D-O-R-I-T-O, Doritos
In your shiny red sack Doritos
I just can’t resist that snack Doritos
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

It’s unique flavor, is not like other brands
Cause they add something special, so it won’t be bland
Among other seasoning, that makes the taste refined
There’s one they don’t mention, and it’s called beef enzymes

D-O-R-I-T-O, Doritos
D-O-R-I-T-O, Doritos
That crunchy spam chip treat, Doritos
The new other white meat, Doritos
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Porfle Popnecker - September 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Mmm...beef enzymes.
2Eagle - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Bleah - monosodiumglutenate! I haven't heard this old song in ages - good job.

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