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Song Parodies -> "Thank Heaven For Little Boys"

Original Song Title:

"Thank Heaven For Little Girls"

Original Performer:

The Movie 'Gigi'

Parody Song Title:

"Thank Heaven For Little Boys"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

By The King of Pop!
Thank heaven for little boys
Cause when there young they don't know straight from gay

Just get 'em cool games and toys
And pretty much they let you have your way

Though some may say there innocents I'm stealing
I pay them cash, and so it's actually fair-dealing

Thank heaven for little boys

Now I may take a fall,
I hope I don't --
what would I do
without them at the Neverland Zoo?

Thank heaven
Thank heaven
Thank heaven for little boys

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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Sik, Sik, Sik! - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Chucky, please remove this parody.
Michael - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you to all my supporters, you're all very beautiful people. So beautiful. Thank you-thank you. Kiss-kiss.
pickle - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
He deserves it!
Deke - May 11, 2014 - Report this comment
That litle mouth so moist and so appealing Will someday speak and send the bishop through the cieling Thank heaven for little boys Without them what would horny priests do

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