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Song Parodies -> "I Saw The Beaver"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Believer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"I Saw The Beaver"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

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I thought quim was always such a hairy tail
Britney and Miss Hilton, what a scene
When the car door opened
Paparazzi's flash
Little Britney Spears is showin' gash

I forgot her face
When I saw the beaver
Just a trace
Of trout for the blind

I'm impressed...oooh
I saw the beaver
I'd like to cleave her
From behind

Why would little Britney show us everything?
Why would she show everything she's got?

It's just advertising
Though a bit uncouth
Her next album's called
"The Naked Truth"

It won't show her face
Just flashes of beaver
Cd sales..think huge nation wide

Scratch and sniff...ooooh
Britney is hair-less
Men couldn't care less
What's inside

What's the use in lyin'?
She can't sing fer sh*t
But I've got a place...for her to sit

Come sit on my face
And bring the bald beaver

Paris too...
Cause she wouldn't mind

{Men}'age 'a trois...oooh
Britney and Paris
I'll take the heiress
From behind

Come sit on my face
And bring the bald beaver

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Chris Pollman - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job! Funny stuff, 555
Kristof Robertson - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
All hail the Amiright Chancellor of SMUT (..that's Sexual Meditations Unusually Told)...this was embarrassingly good fun! 555 blushes
alvin rhodes - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
you've seen the beaver...now hear the parody...bravo
TJC - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Too cleve-her by far!
John Barry - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
"Just a trace Of trout for the blind"! HAHAHAHA. That's fish that's airing from Brit's net. Thank god for celebrities, an endless source of parody fodder.
Jack Wilson - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome job,555!
Yoidy - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny muff! 555
Eddie Haskell - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
This is a very nice parody you have here, Mr. Range! (Oh, wait, not THAT Beaver. Sorry -- Michael P)
Matthias - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I saw the Beaver too he was on TV Land....... ohhhhh, not that Beaver
AFW - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Top shelf humor about a drawer-less dresser
Meriadoc - December 16, 2006 - Report this comment
The Beaver Cleave her line was excellent...!
Stuart McArthur - December 16, 2006 - Report this comment
deranged to the max, Dee Range - a classic Dee parody - I laughed OL at all the euphemisms but "But I've got a place...for her to sit" was the best line - 555

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