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Song Parodies -> "Monkees & Beavers #1"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Believer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"Monkees & Beavers #1"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

I thought roadkill was just for trailer trash
Rodents on my plate were not for me
But then a buddy showed me
How he cooked it steamed
It looked like something from a bad dream

But then I had a taste
Now I'm eatin' beaver!
Earned its place--
Best meat of all time!
Though it's tough--
I'm eatin' beaver
And I sure prefer baked or fried

I thought they were only good for chewing trees
Never thought I'd throw them in a pot
Now my wife is cryin'
Is she in a pain?
Is she a bit jealous? Why the disdain?

You should see her face
When I'm eatin' beaver!
Starts to pace
Goes out of her mind
Eat it up! I'm eatin' beaver
It's a reliever, that's no lie

Yes I had a taste!
And I'm eatin' beaver!
Earned it's place
Best meat of all time!
Yes I'm eatin' beaver, yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah....
Copyright 2006, Agrimorfee

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

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John Barry - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Fried (and fived) in castor oil.
alvin rhodes - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
that big ol' paddle tail is the best part, i've found
Stephen Harrington - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice, 5s.
Adagio - December 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC-M) I'll have to take your word on it's taste, since I have no intention of eating it (them). Good parody. 5's
Johnny D - December 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) LOL! Hey, I heard a rumor that Gary Wright weaves dreams about creamed beaver ... ;-)
Max Power - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC3M-Good
tomario - December 16, 2006 - Report this comment
!well batter my flaps!" eating beaver who'd of thought it ! nice one
Matthias - December 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Leave it to Beaver to taste so good, want to make a sequal about Hannibal Lector eating "Beaver"
Jason - December 17, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC3M, Very very good.
Red Ant - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3M) This is quite double-entrendre laden for you, Agrimorfee. Subtle, which makes it even funnier. Great fit onto TOS. 5s.
Stuart McArthur - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3M) ha, excellent, Ag - I too have done a double entendre beaver parody, so I appreciate this all the more - 555
Michael McVey - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Gives a whole new meaning to "found on road dead". Not really funny, but still a good parody.---MM
Jack Wilson - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Leave It to Hannbial Lector , great job 555! and LOL JOHNNY great reference to your parody there
Abbott Skelding - December 31, 2014 - Report this comment
I should have seen the punchline coming, but it sprung up on me...and made me do a spit-take! hahaha Gotta love double-entrendres and this might be the best one I've seen in parody form. Excellent work!
Matthias - December 31, 2014 - Report this comment
This is a great parody indeed! I love that it doesn't need to be taken to a dark and dirty place either to work because your wife could be shocked that you're actually eating a meat that isn't just an average food. Of course I did take it to a dark and dirty place though and my sick and twisted mind enjoyed it.
Blaydeman - January 12, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) like Matty, I also couldn't help going to a dirty place. Especially in that second verse and chorus Lol! Innocently suggestive and playful. Awesome, Aggy!
Max Power - January 12, 2015 - Report this comment
Someone had to make a pun about the band's name but the roadkill part kills it ;)
bobpiecheese - January 13, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Glad I'm not the only one who's brain went to what "beaver" is slang for. Whether that was intentional or not, this was a pretty good parody, 555!

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