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Song Parodies -> "I'm A Tea Reader"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Believer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"I'm A Tea Reader"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

I read fortunes; my predictions never fail
I can see the future in tea leaves
Now, someone is out to get you (die-die-die, ya die)
That is what I see (you will not know why)
That is what I think your future brings

Now I see his face
I've not seen one meaner
In your place
he's got bad designs
when he's done
you will be bleeding and you'll go screaming in the night

This guy sure looks tough I wouldn't mess with him
He does morbid things and don't get caught
Now I see you dyin' (die-die-die, ya die)
and you are in pain (you're screamin' - no lie)
I perceive the life blood from you drain

You'll be laid to waste
You'll face the grim reaper
Body placed
in casket of pine
In the ground
You're a cadaver; I see grievers and they're cryin'

~ ~ ~ (Instrumental Interlude) ~ ~ ~


Ah, now he's got his knife out (die-die-die, ya die)
Cuts you and you bleed (die-die-die, ya die)
Hope that I'm not haunted by your screams

This will be the case
Say I, the tea reader
death you'll face
Soon will be your time
Heard enough?
I see that you will soon be pleading for your life

Think you'd better brace
To meet the creator
If you are graced
to heaven you'll climb
See I, the tea reader
You're gonna be dead
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Say I, the tea reader
Now pay for this reading
Pay me, the tea reader
Please pay for this reading

~ ~ ~ (Out to Fade) ~ ~ ~

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John Barry - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm now afraid to have my 15 cups of tea.
AFW - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody...but the worst kind of tea to receive..Fatality...555 cups
Paul Robinson - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd be nervous about that prospect myself, JB...Thanks, AFW!
alvin rhodes - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
i'd rather read tea than drink it...nice job...5s
Rick D - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know which kind of T-bagging is worse.
Adagio - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Spooky! 5's
Paul Robinson - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks!
Meriadoc - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah what darkness lurks just below Paul's consciousness... ;-D
Peregrin - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Interesting, Paul ! 5's
Steven Cavanagh - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I see lots of 5s in your future.
MasonR - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
A fine thing to read while sipping my Tetley's!
Paul Robinson - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Mer/Per/Steve Cav & MasonR - I have this vision of me thanking you for dropping in on this one...
Kim G. - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know if this is possible, but now slightly afraid to go near my glass of iced tea... JK! 555
Paul Robinson - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Just don't "cross" those "t's", Kim - they might try to seek revenge...thanks ~ ~ ~

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