-> "Theme From The Creationists"
Original Song Title:
"Theme from the Monkees"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Theme From The Creationists"
The Lyrics
Here we are
prayin' on our knees
We are sure we did not come
from any kind of beast
Hey, Hey, we're not monkeys
though people say it's monkeys we're from
Don't believe what they're saying
'Cause we think that is dumb
We don't come from chimpanzees
and we don't come from apes
And anyone who says so
is just plucking sour grapes
No way, not from monkeys
When people tell us that we just frown
Then we continue prayin'
Then run them right out of town
We just believe in creation
God did everything; seven days
We don't believe that Darwin
Who was he, anyway?
Watch yourself; if you teach
we come from lower primates
'Cause you will hear us screech
No way, not from monkees
don't believe from monkees we come
from trees we were not swinging
To think like that is just dumb
(break)
Hey, no way, not from monkees
If you say that we will shout you down
You'd better not be teachin'
That Darwin crap in our town
We're just tryin' to be Christians
And make you see things our way
If you teach evolution
you'd better stay away
Hey, hey, not from monkeys
Hey, hey, we're not monkeys
eep, eep, eepa-eepa
eep, eep, eepa-eepa
~ repeat "eep-eep" lines out to fade) ~
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