I got bread, a day old, at the bakery sale
Then coupons, that I delt, for cheeder cheese
A swath-- Italian gravy
Spead from seam to seam
Finsh with fomage, and let it steam

Now were say'in Grace
It's trailer park pizza!
Oh what a taste
I microwaved mine!
We got grub
(ooooooooooooo)
Trailer park pizza-- a new way to eat good-- on a dime
{ guitar riff-- followed by the clash of two pot lids }

I've got hugs, for serving lunch, with lesser things
Creamed tuna, ramen, rice --all taste like snot
What's the use in frying
All I get is flame
When I needed grocries-- I got game.

Now were say'in Grace
It's trailer park pizza!
Feed the whole place
for $ 5.99!
We got grub
(ooooooooooooo)
Trailer park pizza
The only thing cheaper-- is frito pie
{ Guitar riff-- followed by salt & pepper shaker moraccas }

Eat on paper plates...it's trailer park pizza..not a trace..... is left far behind
Trailer park pizza yea yea...trailer park pizza {fade}