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Song Parodies -> "Dairy D-Eggos"

Original Song Title:

"Ditty Diego"

Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"Dairy D-Eggos"

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The Lyrics

Back in 1995, a bunch of us got off on a Monkees Cowspiracy tangent. Since then, the cow-theme has seemed to follow me where ever I go... it's kinda weird and I'm starting to think someone put a cow-pox on me. Anyway, given the current outbreak of mad cow disease on this forum, I thought I'd share some of my 1995 "Moo"kees selections. This is one of them. (Ditty Diego is a chant and can be found on the HEAD sdtk.)
Dairy D-Eggos
By MooRocca

Hey hey we are the moo cows
You know we love to please
A manufactured species
Engineered genetically

We're bred like this on purpose
Although there isn't one
That is to say there's many
That way there is more fun

They breed us for our Chuck Roasts
And steaks of many kinds
You like skim milk and cottage cheeze
But can't make up your minds

You know it doesn't matter
Cuz what you came to see
Is what we're here to give you
And give it 1,2,3

But it may come 3,2,1,2.
They pump from 9 to 5
And when you see the end in sight
The milk truck will arrive

For us old science fiction
Is now our science fact
They might breed us for one thing
Just to take it back

Not back like baby back ribs
Not back like in a stall
Not back so they can keep it
But back to mate real bulls

You say we're manufactured
To that we all agree
All prime, no choice
We all rejoice
In never being free

Hey hey we are the moo cows
Like none who came before
The milk is in
Let's pump again
We're here to give you more
The milk is in
Let's pump again
We're here to give you....

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menopausalwoman - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
This ONE is GREAT!!!!! Since the whole concept of the movie "HEAD",was a parody of The Monkees themselves,I am SURE they would LOVE this one. Funny,the movie was written,in part,by Jack Nicholson,who can be seen in the background after Tork punches out a drag queen!
Melhi - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, thanks menopausalwoman! Sorry it took me so long to see your comment!

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