Dairy D-Eggos
By MooRocca

Hey hey we are the moo cows
You know we love to please
A manufactured species
Engineered genetically

We're bred like this on purpose
Although there isn't one
That is to say there's many
That way there is more fun

They breed us for our Chuck Roasts
And steaks of many kinds
You like skim milk and cottage cheeze
But can't make up your minds

You know it doesn't matter
Cuz what you came to see
Is what we're here to give you
And give it 1,2,3

But it may come 3,2,1,2.
They pump from 9 to 5
And when you see the end in sight
The milk truck will arrive

For us old science fiction
Is now our science fact
They might breed us for one thing
Just to take it back

Not back like baby back ribs
Not back like in a stall
Not back so they can keep it
But back to mate real bulls

You say we're manufactured
To that we all agree
All prime, no choice
We all rejoice
In never being free

Hey hey we are the moo cows
Like none who came before
The milk is in
Let's pump again
We're here to give you more
The milk is in
Let's pump again
We're here to give you....