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Song Parodies -> "I Had A Kidney Stone"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not Your Stepping Stone"

Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"I Had A Kidney Stone"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Kidney stone attacks are experiences you will NEVER forget
I woke up abruptly while back in Ohio
A shooting pain's in my back and I said oh no.
Took a warm bath in an attempt to ease the pain
I saw quickly this relief effort was in vain.

I said
I I i I I had a kidney stone
I I i I I had a kidney stone
Had a kidney stone
And it hurt like hell

The pain was so intense that I wanted to die
Vomiting so much that I could not even sigh.
I was crawling down in the grass up to a car
My in-laws drove me up to the nearest ER.

I said
I I i I I had a kidney stone
I I i I I had a kidney stone
Had a kidney stone
And it hurt like hell

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Michael Pacholek - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
How does it feel? How does it feel? To have aching bone? In the hospital zone? Won't let you go home! With a kidney stone!

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