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Song Parodies -> "I've Got a Beaver"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Believer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got a Beaver"

Parody Written by:

Elena M.

The Lyrics

This one will NOT be sent to Mom!
I spent my childhood always reading fairytales.
Acting like a boy was not for me.
Born with the wrong equipment, (doo doo, doo doo)
That's the way it seemed. (doo doo, doo doo)
Then I met the surgeon of my dreams....

And he put it in place,
Now I've got a beaver,
There's not a trace,
That I was a guy.
No more dong, (ooh, ah)
I've got a beaver,
Doc took a cleaver to my schlong.

Some think gender's more or less a given thing.
But I sure wasn't meant for what I got.
I'm glad I'm now a lady, (doo doo, doo doo)
Oh how great it feels. (doo doo, doo doo)
Going out in dresses and high heels...

I had a pretty face,
Now I've got a beaver,
There's not a trace,
That I was a guy.
No more dong, (ooh, ah)
I've got a beaver,
Doc took a cleaver to my schlong.

(Repeat to fade)

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Bob Gomez - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
OOO, THAT'S GOTTA HURT! Nice job, Leah. Welcome to the club. d;:^)
Rick D - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this was going to be about dam-building. Oh. I guess it is.
Wild Man - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Welcome, very funny and riquse.
Leah Lockhart - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick D.. LOL. Sorry this came so close to Johnny's, I really did think of it on my own. At least we're making good use of the term!
Rick D - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I did this one, too. One of our most popular live ones. Have to be careful where you perform yours.
Leah Lockhart - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I'd love to hear it! And I don't perform at all. So I won't steal your gigs! My only guide to what's been done is what's on this site, I try not to rip anyone off!
Meriadoc - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Now this is what I THOUGHT Johnny's was gonna be about yesterday.... This is hilarious! Good job!
Peregrin - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought it was her-larious!
Johnny D - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done, Leah! You might get a laugh from my parody of Elton John's "Your Song":

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/eltonjohn59.shtml

Claude Prez - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Dam good.
Guy - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
This was dong gone funny. Great parody.
Rice Cube - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehehe...ouch. Great idea :-)
Diva - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Congats! Leah, your in the top ten!
Paul Robinson - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I've been away a few days and just got a chance to see this. I thought it was going to be pet related. Oh, wait, it was. Different kind of pet. Can't wait 'til you do "The First Cut Is The Deepest".
Leah Lockhart - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Heh heh... Actually the follow-up was going to be "Cuts Like a Knife" by Brian Adams. But there's an idea. ;-)
2nz - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
A hilarious hit below the belt. Bring the kids, if you wanna change their out-look on what's good in this world forever
AussieBullDog - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Or you go with The Cure's "Cut Here"...
Jeff Reuben - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
This is one of the best titles for a parody song on the site =)
Tim Hall - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent, but don't let Hustler Magazine adopt this parody.

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