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Song Parodies -> "I'm Just A Beaver"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Believer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Just A Beaver"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

(instrumental intro)

I thought floods were only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else
But not for me
Floods are out to get me
Slap my tail and swam
Inundation's haunting all my dams

Help me it's a race
Oh I'm just a beaver
There's no way
That dam will survive
It's a flood (Oh!)
I'm just a beaver,
Gotta rebuild here! It's my drive!

I thought floods were more or less a rainy thing
Seems the more it rains the less I want
What's the use in tryin'
To rebuild this dam
When I saw that flood come I just swam

Help me it's a race
Oh I'm just a beaver
There's no way
My lodge will survive
It's a flood (Oh!)
I'm just a beaver,
Should I rebuild here? It's my drive...

(instrumental bridge)

Aww, floods are out to get me
That's the way it seems
An appointment with doom in this stream

Help me it's a race
Oh I'm just a beaver
There's no way
My dam won't be gone
It's a flood (Oh!)
Though I'm a beaver,
Screw drives and instincts - I'll move on!

(repeat last chorus to fade)

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Who Cares Anyways - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
A bit of cute fun here Johnny. 5's to you
Johnny D - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks WCA !
Michael Pacholek - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Watch out for them Ducks on Saturday! (If you don't know what that means, check the Pac-10 schedule.)
Meriadoc - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
I love animal parodies - this one was quite a chuckle!
Rick D - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Gave me something to chew on.
Johnny D - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael, Meriadoc, and Rick. I like beavers, they're very cute and fun to watch, until you're out hiking and suddenly you find the trail ahead of you totally flooded-out by one of those furry little engineers.....oh who am I kidding, I can forgive them for that, too, they're just too cute.
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey! I though I took care of you, but maybe you´re just the kind of Beaver that can´t be calmed down?: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/verucasalt0.shtml
Leah Lockhart - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I like the "G" rated version too. Now THIS I'd send to my Mom. ;-)
Peregrin - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this compliments Leah's version nicely, and vice versa!
Johnny D - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, K1chyd, Leah, and Peregrin!
Paul Robinson - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one. 5-5-5 across. By the way, I finally got a chance to look around a little more here and went to the Author bio section. I was born in Norwalk, CT in 1950. But I moved to CA in 1959 and, as Gerry and the Pacemakers once said, "and here I'll stay". Your parody posting on this site are very good.
Johnny D - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, Paul.
Rice Cube - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehehe...beavers... :-D
Johnny D - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks RC.
Michael Pacholek - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
University of Oregon Ducks 34, Oregon State Beavers 20. Sorry.

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