-> "I'm A Retriever"
Original Song Title:
"I'm A Believer"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm A Retriever"
The Lyrics
Everyone mistakes me for a Labrador
Dumb and good with kids but that’s not me
And if you can’t see that I’m a dog with class
You can kiss my blonde and silky ass
‘Cause I’ve got a brain
So I’m a Retriever
Such a pain
I feel every day
When I howl (ooooohhh aaaaahhhh)
I’m a Retriever they don’t believe a word I say
I thought Crufts* would bring me recognition yeah
Maybe Best of Breed but I got nowt
Hasn’t brought me fame and didn’t make me rich
All it made me was my owner’s bitch
But I don’t complain
‘Cause I’m a Retriever
I’m not vain
I’m caught in a trap
It’s unjust (ooooohhh aaaaahhhh)
I’m a Retriever; I can’t believe I take this crap
(Oh, so much crap…)
I’ve still got my pride though, and my dignity
I don’t play with loo rolls on TV**
’Cause I wasn’t trained
No I’m a Retriever
I’ve explained
I hope that it’s clear
Now I’m done (ooooohhh aaaaahhhh)
I’m a Retriever I’m gonna leave my issues here
Not a Labrador
A bloody Retriever
I said before
I’ll say it once more
Oh I’m a Retriever yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeeeaaaaahhh
Remember, Retriever (yes, a Retriever)
I’m a Retriever (doggone Retriever)….
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