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Song Parodies -> "Vegan Man"

Original Song Title:

"Spiderman Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Theme Songs

Parody Song Title:

"Vegan Man"

Parody Written by:

Vegan Minstrel

The Lyrics

Vegan man, vegan man,
does whatever a vegan can
Untangles webs every size
catches meatheads in their lies
Look Out!
Here comes the vegan man.

Is he strong? Listen bud,
He's got mega-plant-active blood.
All the foods leaving people dead
is some of the truth that he spreads
Hey, there
There goes the vegan man.

Whether day or night
where there is slaughter crime
Like a streak of light
he arrives with a sign.

Vegan man, vegan man
friendly to animals vegan man
Wealth and fame
he's ignored
Activism is his reward.

To him, carnism's a big hang up
Where there's a fool with the fang argument
you'll find the vegan man.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 1.4
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 1.7

Total Votes: 9

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   7
 2   1
 3   0
 4   1
 5   0

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>: ( - December 17, 2014 - Report this comment
The pacing was extremely jarring.
Vegan Man! - December 17, 2014 - Report this comment
He was a ninety-pound weakling... until he lost weight.
Max Power - December 17, 2014 - Report this comment
And now he's dad. Since then I stole the body and roast it, now that's "Good Eat", get it?

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