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Song Parodies -> "Please, Dale Jarrett"

Original Song Title:

"Please Mr. Postman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The MArvelettes

Parody Song Title:

"Please, Dale Jarrett"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

(Stop)
Oh yeah, wait a minute, Mr. Jarrett
(wait)
Wait, Mr. Jarrett

Mr. Dale Jarrett, look and see
(oh yeah)
You drive a Nextel cup car just for free
(Please, Mister Dale Jarrett)
Wishin' & Hopin' without fail
How I can get my die-cast in the mail

You drive the number 88
And race the Nextel Cup sunday
Mister Dale Jarrett, wait and see
How you can win the big race for me

I've been wating for my tickets, Mr. Jarrett
So patiently
For just a win, or just one finish
In the top 10 standings for me

(Mister Postman)
Mister Jarrett, look and see
(oh yeah)
You drive a UPS car for free
(Please,Mister Dale Jarrett)
You can win in 3 hours time
(oh yeah)
And become the champ at the finish line

So many cars that pass you by
You have white hair, no mustache and some eyes
I came home sick to make it feel better
Dale Jarrett came with a get-well letter

(mister Jarrett)
Mister Jarrett, look and see
(oh yeah)
You drive a UPS car for free
(please, Mister Dale Jarrett)
You can win in 3 hours time

(Why don't you race the car, one more time, you gotta)
Wait a minute
Wait a minute
Wait a minute
Wait a minute
(mister Jarrett)
Mister jarrett, look and see

(come on, Nextel cup gets better, and more get-well letters)

Race that Truck, Mr. Dale Jarrett

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Red Neck Mother - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Liked it, but what is the last line about? Does he race trucks too? 5-4-4
David Jensen - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
The Big Brown Truck. Hello.

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