Yeah . . . All the hillls are brown, and the guys are Gay. . . . I'd put good money on a Cowboy, who can ride all day. . . Yeah, California Screamin' in the guilded hay . . .

I get the screamin' ref - well done. I like this parody and I would not live there if it made my income quadruple - I'd have less after all the taxes, gas prices and general cost of living than I have now with 1/4 of what I make now. Yep - California is screamin' as it has never screamed before with that gay marriage law that just passed. As for the constitutional arguement that the founding fathers did not cover this subject - they didn't need to because they could have never imagined how the culture would change. I say the spirit and intent of what was written and and formed the basis for the way of Americana did not need to be said because such a thing back then was unthinkable, If they were the same guys writing it today I would bet the mortgage money that they would cover that base as to not allow this into the American society and social norm, This is just an old school guy's opinion, but I am sure that I am far from alone on my view on this matter. Great write. 5's from a seasoned parody writer for this write. Well done!

The song describes precisely what I felt while living there. Nothing more, nothing less - and, it really was that bad for me. Note: I only learned I'm autistic about two years ago.