(As sung by Commander-and-Thief, Dubya Bush)

(instrumental intro)

Background refrain:
Bomb Saddam, let's bomb Saddam...
Bomb Saddam, let's bomb Saddam...
Bomb Saddam, let's bomb Saddam...
Bomb Saddam, let's bomb Saddam...

Monday's one day.
Blood lust from me.
Tuesday morning means five days for Saddam to flee.
On Wednesday morning, give Saddam a warning: we can't guarantee
By Thursday evening, Saddam won't be in fear of me.

After Friday,
Here's what I'll say:
Saturday, I'll find a way to make Saddam pray.
By Sunday morning, it's his final warning to run up a tree.
That damned Saddam would not take me... seriously.

Any other way (any other way)
Any other way (any other way)
Any other way is much too kind... yeah.
Saddam's Mayday will come.
Bomb Iraq to kingdom come,
Then their oil is mine - the world won't mind...

Mayday! Mayday!
Where are my friends?!
Mayday! Mayday!
Means are justified by my ends.
Ignored the warnings of nations now mourning my "diplomacy."
That damned Saddam would not take me... seriously.

Any other way (any other way)
Any other way (any other way)
Any other way is much too kind... yeah.
Saddam's Mayday will come.
Bomb Iraq to kingdom come,
Then their oil is mine - the world won't mind...

Mayday! Mayday!
Where are my friends?!
Mayday! Mayday!
Means are justified by my ends.
Ignored the warnings of nations now mourning my "diplomacy."
That damned Saddam would not take me... seriously...

Mayday, Mayday...
Let's bomb away...

(fade)