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Song Parodies -> "Constipated Camping"

Original Song Title:

"California Dreamin'"

Original Performer:

The Mamas and the Papas

Parody Song Title:

"Constipated Camping"

Parody Written by:

Steve Code

The Lyrics

Warning: the following song contains "bathroom" humor.
Constipated Camping
(The MaMas and the Poopoos)

All the leaves are brown
No toilet paper today
I've been our-of-doors
In the month of May
I surely would have T.P.
If I wasn't away

Constipated camping
The Metamucil way

Stopped into a loo
I passed along the way
Well, I sat down on the seat
And I began to spray
Of course the T.P. was all gone-
And there was no bidet

Constipated camping
The Metamucil way

All the leaves are brown
No toilet paper today
I've been our-of-doors
In the month of May
If I'd had more fibre
It would have been okay

Constipated camping
The Metamucil way
Copyright 2003 Steven R. Code

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Static - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
ZACPA... that's how you say it in Czech. 555 alert!
Claude Prez - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
"There was no bidet" was the best part.
John Jenkins - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Good parody - it has a lot of similarities to Phil Alexander's "Diarrhoea Streaming," but I suspect that this was created completely independently.
Wild Man - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice work.
Phil Alexander - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment
:-) It's sort of from the opposite viewpoint... strangely enough, "Diarrhoea Streaming" is my (joint) second most voted on parody, votes coming in a steady drip, drip (hold on, I don't want to encourage *that* mental image) for the last eighteen months or so. btw, it's here: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/mamasandpapas0.shtml

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