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Song Parodies -> "I Pull Your Mane"

Original Song Title:

"I Call Your Name"

Original Performer:

The Mamas And The Papas

Parody Song Title:

"I Pull Your Mane"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Yes, I know this is a Lennon-McCartney composition...I prefer this version for parodies. Just "horsing around" with this oneNo, I've never actually engaged in this type of behaviorif my old cat, Loki, were still alive she would vouch for meWe never went any further than "Heavy Petting", although she did occasionally place a paw on my arm to hold it down and start licking around the outside part of my forearmyou'd have to ask her what that was all aboutmaybe the salt
I pull your mane, those well-groomed hairs
You whinny and strain, you're one hot mare
I molested a sheep last night
Yes, I had fun
Guess I'm a freak alright

On the track saw you naked
Oh, what a fine horse
Wife; don't think she'll take this
Prob'ly ask for divorce

Not aware I was bestial type
The urge just came
Since I had that sheep that night
Not been the same

(Instrumental break)
(Sounds of farm animals baaah-ing, braying, oinking and neighing in the background)

Riding bareback, yeah naked
Then faster you ran
Now quiv'ring and sha-aa-aa-king
I'm a very sick man

'gainst the bridle you strain and fight
But I disdain
You're bucking with all your might
You can't be tamed
On verge for the whole ride
Then, WHOA!I came

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alvin rhodes - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
i'm "horse" with laughter...5s
Paul Robinson - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin ~ ~ ~
John Barry - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Haven't been mare, haven't dun that. 5s
Rick C - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
And horse to you, Mr. Robinson. 555
Adagio - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Red Ant - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I laughed out loud on the boldness of this line: "I molested a sheep last night". Glad to know this is a purely fictional parody Paul.

PS- My cat will lick on command if you scratch it in the middle of its back. Not that I've ever considered anything improper about it, aside from the fact that it just came from the litter box.
Paul Robinson - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Red - Yup, thank God I'm a city boy, eh? On your 'PS' - Cats can be incredibly idiosyncratic...ONE time...and only that one time, that cat saw me eating a banana...she walked up and sniffed it...I say "You wouldn't like didn't have to die for you..." she takes a tentative lick...and thing you know she is lapping away furiously...she ended up taking bites out of it! Ate 1/2 of it...a large banana, by the way....then kind of wobbled off and fell asleep for hours...and would never even CONSIDER touching a banana again...I tried to coax her...uh-uh...I don't think she felt too well from it...
Red Ant - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Yep, cats are strange animals. We bought ours a new cat playhouse and it played with the cardboard box it came in instead. Hates water but slept in the sink all the time. One Thanksgiving it hopped up on the hot stovetop and proceeded to dip its paw in boiling turkey broth repeatedly but thing he did next that shocked me the most came later that night: After removing the turkey from the oven the cat climbed inside the oven and layed down on the oven bottom inside of the still glowing element (how he didn't catch on fire I do not know). We gave thanks that year for (among other things) having an apparently fire-resistant cat.
Paul Robinson - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
OH...can't pass this up...Red, if you took a picture that would have's REALLY a TERRIBLE pun...must be near my bed-time...they do like to curl up in warm places but that seems a little extreme....we had an all-white cat when I was growing up back in CT and it would climb into the clothes dryer...right after it was used...and curl up in a ball in there...all-white exterior, but grey enamel w/white flecks color inside...Mom took a picture..we thought of sending it to a laundry detergent company...glad your kitty came to no harm in the oven incident...damaged pets are a bummer...
Johnny D - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
A parody courtesy of The Boney Express, eh? ;-)
Paul Robinson - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD ~ ~ ~
Meriadoc - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Aren't barnyard bash parodies the greatest? Maybe we could do a 4-way in th spring, eh? ;-)
Paul Robinson - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Uh, your Farm or mine, Mer ? ~ ~ ~ Still have to send that note to Pippin about the audio file...slipped my mind a bit...mind slippage is quite common at my advancing age, apparently ~ ~ ~

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