Bill and Hilly been gettin' kinda chilly
Since ole Willy got some slick on the sly-y-y
And Starr boy Kenny tested Ms Lewinsky's
Dress to catch the Prez in a lie-ie-ie
The video is on sale at
(a store near you)
But who gets the profits, who gets the shaft?
Linda's little wire, Trippin' all the liars
In DC, you know where that's at
And transcripts of the chats...
Now, who leaked that?

Spotlight on Kenny asking 'bout Lewinsky
But the Prez didn't know what to do-oo-oo
Billy by golly, calmly swore he never touched her
Not like a lover would do-oo-oo
Our leader on the hot seat sat
(Oh semantics!)
Answered every question, Kenny could ask
Linda's little wire, Trippin' all the liars
In DC, the world's largest frat
The mess on that girl's dress,
Now who keeps that?

Kenny Starr went too far, talking 'bout the cigar
Spelled it out explicitly-ee-ee
Thought we wouldn't mind it, if the kids could find it
On the web for all to see-ee-ee
When Kenny got crass he gave excuse-eh-eh-es
Waltzed with the cameras, danced with the gooses
Linda's little wire, Trippin' all the liars
In DC, you know where that's at
Close your eyes and spin
You'll pin a rat

Big wheels, book deals, catch it on the newsreels
We said we didn't care, anyway-ay-ay
But they ram it
down our throats and cram it
In-to every space on the wa-a-aves
Is Monica a little fat
(Why do we care?)
Do we think she's cute in that stupid hat?
Linda on the wire, Trippin' all the liars
In DC, she's swingin' the cat
Politicians lie
Imagine that!
Doo do doot do, do doot do, whoa oh oh.

Bill's busted, disgusted
No one can be trusted
And Hilly wants to run for a se-ea-eat
Linda's trippin', Monica is thinnin'
Kenny failed attempts to impea-ea-each
Sleazin' on - Washington's elite are
No big thing, got nothin' on the press corps
Tough to keep a nation, Tunin' in the station
Got to have a scandal to lead
Though everyone is sayin' "we don't give a [bleep] so let it be."