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Song Parodies -> "I Do Believe Its Flaccid"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Believe In Magic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Lovin' Spoonful

Parody Song Title:

"I Do Believe Its Flaccid"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i do believe its flaccid
broke a young girl's heart
now its loose in appearence
it don't wanna start
and its tragic
cause i thought we were groovin'
i shoulda been happy, but it just ain't movin'
oh hell, its gotten flaccid
and it freely lolls
and i just couldn't feel no stranger
whats up...with my pole ?

i do believe its flaccid
i'm justly accused
but its damn confusin'
it gives me the blues
cause its just...sittin'
and the gal's pretty riled
i've mud on my face
no matter how hard i try
it just won't happen
and a cure i can't find
it just sits there
and it just blows my mind

i do believe its flaccid
what is wrong with me ?
i go until morning
habitually
but lately
things just haven't been right
i'm filled up with sorrow
at this hateful plight
i need romancin' baby
wait and see
turn that flaccid into magic
or its tragic for me

yeah
i do believe its flaccid
yeah
i grieve cause its flaccid
and the girls grow cold
i grieve cause its flaccid
and it won't unfold
i grieve cause its flaccid
you must set it free
ooh...talkin' 'bout flaccid
i do believe that i'm bereaved
i do believe its flaccid
i do believe that i'm bereaved
i do believe its flaccid
i do believe that i'm bereaved
i do believe its flaccid


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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 13

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Johnny D - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Was this parody HARD to write? I do believe I'll five-it.
LeoJay - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Gottahurryupand getmyvoteandcommentinbeforethisparodygetsexiledtowhatfreaks...
Rick D - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Do all you guys need a Viagra today? There seems to be a theme here limping along.
Johnny D - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Not me, Highlander, I got mine again NATURALLY.

Blue Curacao + Sildafenil = a "Blue Niagara".
Johnny D - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
PUBLIC SERVICE WARNING --- The above-mentioned instructions for the formula of a "Blue Niagara" are purely fictional and intended as satire only...do not try this at bone.
Stuart McArthur - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
is this the preface to Johnny's "A Bone Again, naturally"? Nice one Alvin - 555
Guy - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
LeoJay - A hard parody is good to write. This is soft porn at the very most.

Alvin - Take five viagra and if you find it hard getting up in the morning change your mattress or your mistress whichever applies.
John Barry - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Here's a spoonful of fives.
Red Ant - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I see you got a 511 on this. Probably from someone who couldn't get it up. I'm suprised they voted 5 on pacing since they probably have no rhythym ( sp? ) either. Not me, it's no laughing matter ( oh but it is ) so here's some Redantis ( a new drug like Cialis, but allows for stronger, longer experiences up to 555 hours ). :)
Dick Hardliner - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
For erections lasting over 4 hours... Yeah, you wish!
Ulysses' Urologist - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Who's praying to Priapus NOW, eh?
alvin rhodes - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks all.....not autobiographical...honest
Johnny D - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
not autobiographical, eh ?.....suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure....5s, voted earlier ;-)
Michael Pacholek - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
You aren't having any trouble getting fives to come.
Rick C - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Gotta wrap 5 around this one! Funny and then some!
Red Ant - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Considering that 555 hours is over 23 days, you would be flaccid forever as your tool would die. It was a joke, but if any of you are pharmaceutical manufacturers and would like the name Redantis for a new ED drug, feel free to use it. I won't need it though. :)
Catch 23 - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
This sticks out as my favorite of the day. LMSTO! ( Laughed my sagging teats off! ) 555
alvin rhodes - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks michael rick red ant catch23 and your STs...lol
Meriadoc - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
This was hilarious!
SheDuke - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
perfection
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
David Seville asks..."What is Flaccid?"
cilingir - March 01, 2008 - Report this comment
www.anahtarciguven.com
alvin - March 03, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks all

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