-> "I Do Believe Its Flaccid"
Original Song Title:
"Do You Believe In Magic"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Do Believe Its Flaccid"
The Lyrics
i do believe its flaccid
broke a young girl's heart
now its loose in appearence
it don't wanna start
and its tragic
cause i thought we were groovin'
i shoulda been happy, but it just ain't movin'
oh hell, its gotten flaccid
and it freely lolls
and i just couldn't feel no stranger
whats up...with my pole ?
i do believe its flaccid
i'm justly accused
but its damn confusin'
it gives me the blues
cause its just...sittin'
and the gal's pretty riled
i've mud on my face
no matter how hard i try
it just won't happen
and a cure i can't find
it just sits there
and it just blows my mind
i do believe its flaccid
what is wrong with me ?
i go until morning
habitually
but lately
things just haven't been right
i'm filled up with sorrow
at this hateful plight
i need romancin' baby
wait and see
turn that flaccid into magic
or its tragic for me
yeah
i do believe its flaccid
yeah
i grieve cause its flaccid
and the girls grow cold
i grieve cause its flaccid
and it won't unfold
i grieve cause its flaccid
you must set it free
ooh...talkin' 'bout flaccid
i do believe that i'm bereaved
i do believe its flaccid
i do believe that i'm bereaved
i do believe its flaccid
i do believe that i'm bereaved
i do believe its flaccid
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