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Song Parodies -> "25 Parodies Of Christmas: 20. Ties"

Original Song Title:

"Lies"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Knickerbockers

Parody Song Title:

"25 Parodies Of Christmas: 20. Ties"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

the best Beatles song, and it's not even by the Beatles! anyway, here's my take on the classic Christmas complaint of "ugly ties!" please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7fQgg_T9Gk
Ties, Ties
one more, I don't know what I'll do!
Ties, Ties
that's all I ever get from you
Christ-mas
isn't supposed to be this blue
wish list
included blu-ray, for the tube

someday, I'm gonna dress snappy
but not with these 'round my neck!
Ties, Ties
ugly as heck!

you think that they're such a great gift
'cause that's what all your friends say
but, like when gran got her facelift
they're just nice to your face, ace!

Ties, Ties
I can't believe how much you payed
Ties, Ties
CNN would have a field day!

the day you found that clothing store
well, I rue it, everytime!
Ties, Ties
I'm losing my mind!

(psychopathic scream)

someday, I'm gonna dress snappy
but not with these 'round my neck!
Ties, Ties
ugly as heck!

you think that they're such a great gift
'cause that's what all your friends say
but, like when gran got her facelift
they're just nice to your face, ace!

Ties (scream,) Ties (yeah, baby!)
I can't believe how much you payed
Ties, Ties
CNN would have a field day!

the day you found that clothing store
well, I rue it, everytime!
Ties, Ties
I'm losing my mind!

I'm gonna lose it, now!
losing my mind!
ugh! another tie for the drawer!
tie for the drawer
oh no, I'm losing my mind!
losing my mind
oh no, I'm losing my mind
losing my mind... (old songs never end, they just fade away...)
thanks for reading and Merry Christmas!

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

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CML - December 20, 2017 - Report this comment
FIVES! .. FIVES! .. I can't believe the score you've earned!
CML - December 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Seriously, jonathan I haven't thought of the Knickerbockers once until right now ... I had to play the tune and then I remembered, "Oh yeah, those one hit wonders who sounded just like the Beatles."
Rob Arndt - December 20, 2017 - Report this comment
555! Speaking of weird ties, my brother used to have the old 1977 Join the Pepsi People/Feelin' Free bow tie. He won it in a giveaway!
Jonathan - December 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks, Fellas!
Logan the Amazing - December 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Jonathan, MAKE SURE to check out my upcoming 20th parody. It has some info you really HAVE TO KNOW.

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