Well he gets up in the morning
just after a long late night
Next he takes his penicillin
So his herpes stop their gripe
cause he's been with almost every girl
and had every STD

And his sex is good
and his sex is fine
But he's not that healthy
gets canker scores all the time
He's a well infected man about town
Giving his herpes to everyone he sees

Well he goes into the bathroom
And his urine is all red
And he's always had ghoneria
Since he left his baby bed
and he gives away every disease
to everyone he's with


And his sex is good
and his sex is fine
But he's not that healthy
gets canker scores all the time
He's a well infected man about town
Giving his herpes to everyone he sees

He knows he's got Syphilis
but to him it's nothing new
cause he gets a new syndrome
from just everyone he screws
and he hopes that all those doctors will get
a cure for AIDS quick


And his sex is good
and his sex is fine
But he's not that healthy
gets canker scores all the time
He's a well infected man about town
Giving his herpes to everyone he sees

And he doesn't give a damn
'bout anybody else's health
just as long as he's getting laid
he only cares about himself
and he's probably got a few
children from all the girls he railed


And his sex is good
and his sex is fine
But he's not that healthy
gets canker scores all the time
He's a well infected man about town
Giving his herpes to everyone he sees