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Song Parodies -> "Glenn Miller"

Original Song Title:

"Tom Dooley"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Kingston Trio

Parody Song Title:

"Glenn Miller"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

This is not about the singer Glenn Miller; rather, it's about the white supremacist, perennial candidate, and former Klan leader Frazier Glenn Miller, who shot and killed three people at a Jewish community center in 2014 and was recently convicted. He will be sentenced soon, and could face the death penalty. Miller is also a professed Odinist, hence the references to Odin and Valhalla.
Throughout history
There've been many songs written about the most lethal punishment
The next one tells the story of a Jewish center, three unfortunate victims
And a condemned man named Glenn Miller

When the sun rises tomorrow, Glenn Miller....will fry.

Hang down your head, Glenn Miller
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head, Glenn Miller
Poor boy, you're bound to die

He spent his life attacking
Jews and blacks and browns
Went to the Jewish center
Shot three women down

Hang down your head, Glenn Miller
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head, Glenn Miller
Poor boy, you're bound to die

This time tomorrow
He's sure that he'll be found
A-feasting in Valhalla
Once they put him down

Hang down your head, Glenn Miller
Odin can't help you now
Hang down your head, Glenn Miller
We soon will bid you Ciao

This time tomorrow
I reckon where he'll be
Lit up with ten thousand volts
Just like a Christmas tree

Hang down your head, Glenn Miller
You're one that won't be missed
Hang down your head, Glenn Miller
You're on tomorrow's list

Hang down your head, Glenn Miller
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head, Glenn Miller
Poor boy, you're bound to die

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Susanna Viljanen - September 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Isn't it ironic that without a certain Jew - Jesus - we all would still be killing goats in the name of Odin?
Jonathan - September 02, 2015 - Report this comment
"He's Not Dead He's Missing!" 5's
Patrick - September 03, 2015 - Report this comment
I live in metro Kansas City, where the crime occurred, so this trial is everyday news. I heard Miller years ago when radio stations were forced to carry his campaign ads lamenting the rise of a "mooooongrel race" in America. The victims, a man, his grandson and a woman, were all Christians. The shootings occurred in suburban Overland Park, Kansas, where violent crime is unusual. A couple miles to the east, in Kansas City, Missouri, multiple fatality shootings are commonplace and attract little attention outside the inner city. The proximity of the Jewish Center, where two of the victims were planning to attend a singing contest, and a nursing center, where the other victim's mother lived, are the main reason this trial became a national news matter. Kansas, in theory at least, uses lethal injection to execute condemned criminals. The Kansas Supreme Court blocks the implementation of the death penalty. Miller appears to be in ill health, and would likely not live long enough to be executed, even if he is sentenced.

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