Song Parodies -> Try To Remember (The Size of Your Member)

Original Song Title:	"Try To Remember"
Original Performer:	The Kingston Trio

Parody Song Title:	"Try To Remember (The Size of Your Member)"
Parody Written by:	Johnny D

Try to remember
The size of your member
When gals said
"Wow - you're quite a fellow"

Try to remember
The size of your member
When you were loved
At the bordello

Try to remember
The size of your member
When you could employ it
To bow your cello

So, to remember,
Just take your Viagra,
And swallow

Swallow
Swallow
Swallow
Swallow

Try to remember
When masculine gender
Meant acting tough
And mucho macho

Try to remember
When masculine gender
Meant being like
Uncle Horatio

Try to remember
When masculine gender
Meant getting plenty
Of hot (censored)

So, to remember,
Just take your Viagra,
And swallow

Swallow
Swallow
Swallow
Swallow

Deep in December
It's nice to remember
There's more to life
Than eating Jell-O

Deep in December
It's nice to remember
What doctors now
Can do for fellows

Deep in December
It's nice to remember
That diamond-shaped pill
That is blue, not yellow...

Deep in December,
Be nice to your member...

...and swallow

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Guy - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Let see... Ah remember, rats, memory is the second thing to go. Yikes, what was the first? Oh! Drat, oh yeah. Very funny parody JD.

Adagio - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Ahhhh...what you wrote.......good job! 5's

Phil Carmichael - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Pure class...your the guv`nor! Obviously you had some inside information for research purposes of course.

Johnny D - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Thank you Guy, Adagio, and Phil.

Michael Pacholek - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Did you hear the one about liquid Viagra? It's a stiff drink.

Woody Boyd - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Michael, stop by Cheers sometime - Sam Malone makes it his business to take good care of guys who like to swallow the hard stuff.

Johnny D - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Great joke Michael - yukkk, maybe in "Smurf City" they'd drink that blue sh*t to get a cerulean toolean. And "Woody" or whoever the @#$% you are, cut it out, will ya - show some respect for Lord Pacholek and his minions before he sic's the hounds on you.

Meriadoc - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Upright or outta sight? Excellent!

John Jenkins - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Good job of finding rhymes for fellow and making them make sense.

Johnny D - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks, Merry and JJ. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody - I'm going to be taking a break from posting parodies during Thanksgiving "week-end", but I will keep reading, voting, and commenting on yours. Peace.

Jude Rodamer - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment

5-5-5 Nicely done.

Johnny D - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, Jude !

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Song Parodies -> Try To Remember (The Size of Your Member)

"Try To Remember"

The Kingston Trio

"Try To Remember (The Size of Your Member)"

Johnny D

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