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Song Parodies -> "I Want a Muffin So Bad"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Love Him So Bad"

Original Performer:

The Jelly Beans

Parody Song Title:

"I Want a Muffin So Bad"

Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

The Lyrics

For the past three weeks I followed the TLS 21-Day Challenge of a week of cleanse followed by two weeks of eating only certain foods with supplements: no carbs, no nuts, no dairy, no red meat, no sugar. I started this parody on the first day! OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiSyhK3dyd4
(I got—to get—them down!)

(Down, down, down, get the inches down,
Down, down, down, get the inches down,
Ooo, oof!)

I weigh too much…fat is dense!
So I will try…a three-week cleanse.
But I’m on the edges… (So-so…)
Eating only veges. (Oh, no!)

I want a muffin so bad!
(Down, down, down…)
I want a muffin so bad!
(Get the inches down, down, down, down, down…)
And when I think of pumpkin…pies,
Sweet desserts that…tantalize,
Oh, heaven help me!
I want a muffin so bad! (Muffin so bad!)

The fruits allowed…are limited.
It makes me want…to stay in bed!
Only four strawberries… (Oh, dear!)
With no cream, no dairy… (How drear!)

I want a muffin so bad!
(Down, down, down…)
Some ice cream would make me glad.
(Get the inches down, down, down, down, down…)
Oh, how I crave a sugar…fix,
While I chew the…carrot sticks.
Some second helpings…
I want a muffin so bad! (Muffin so bad!)

(instrumental break:
I got to lose it, lo-oose it,
I got to lose it, lo-oose it,
I got to lose it, lo-oose it,
I got to lose it, and lose it now!)

Pizza pepperoni… (Oh, yum!)
Bursting with anchovies… (Have none!)

I want a muffin so bad!
(Down, down, down…)
Some little carbs to be had…
(Get the inches down, down, down, down, down…)
I must drink tons of H2…O
Just to keep me…on the go.
I’m keeping healthy—
I want a muffin so bad! (Muffins are bad!)

(I got to get them down!)

(Down, down, down, get the inches down,
Down, down, down, get the inches down,
Down, down, down, get the inches down,
Down, down, down, get the inches down…)

Lose it, lose it now!
I want a muffin so bad!
Lose it, lose it now!
I want a muffin so bad…!
Well, I did lose 21 pounds, though some of that loss might have happened before I started the cleanse because I was low on money and couldn't afford to eat as much!

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Rebecca Lee - September 29, 2016 - Report this comment
I'm on the 21 Day Challenge too. I know this song and I loved the parody.

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