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Song Parodies -> "The Tapper"

Original Song Title:

"The Rapper"

Original Performer:

The Jaggerz

Parody Song Title:

"The Tapper"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Ripped from the headlines...Senator Larry Craig's little bathroom escapade in that Minneapolis airport...
Well sir, this dude here
Wants to give some head to ya'
He’s there at the airport
For his lust he’ll go far; in a toilet stall
Feel him peruse me
Staring at me through a hole in the wall

On the floor he’s tappin’
Tap, tap, tap
I know what he’s after

So he started tapping
As I’m taking a crap, man
He spreads he knees to
reach over his toes there to touch you
He’s crazy, this guy
He wants someone to suck his tool

This guy; he keeps tappin’
Then I laugh
He’s courtin’ disaster

He made his request then
OK, now I’ll arrest him
He’ll soon be disgraced
Shows his Senate ID badge to me
He knows now that he’s screwed
I said, “Sir, better come now with me”

Trapped, oh yes, he’s trapped
right there in the crapper
Trapped; he yaps
That sick, horny bastard

Trapped, oh yes, he's trapped
One sick, horny bastard...

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Michael Pacholek - September 01, 2007 - Report this comment
He couldn't tap-dance around this. Fortunately, for you, I have five squares to spare.
alvin - September 01, 2007 - Report this comment
fives on tap for you with no stallin'
Paul Robinson - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys!

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