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Song Parodies -> "This Old Fart In Line"

Original Song Title:

"This Old Heart Of Mine"

Original Performer:

The Isley Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"This Old Fart In Line"

Parody Written by:

Randy Hearn

The Lyrics

Guy having to stand in line all night on Black Friday eve. And suffering the consequences while not wanting to leave and lose his place in line.
Ooh, This old fart in line, broke wind a thousand times
Each time he breaks my way, wish he was gone to stay
Stormy night to come, energies to flow
Clinging attack again, spurting out more and more

Maybe it's my mistake, to show this fool I squeal inside
'Cause each hour is draggin' by
He's got me ever knowin', that his plumbin' is flowin'

But I suffer - this old fart - yes I do - is squeakin' too
I suffer, yes I do, yes I do

This old nose of mine, is sniffin' all around
Hope his rears' insides, start shuttin' down

Always with sound effects, he reminds me of what I dissed
He won't try to control himself
Like a fool he keeps grinnin', while my head keeps spinnin'

'Cause I suffer - this old fart - yes I do - is squeakin' too
I suffer, yes I do, yes I do

Ooh, I tried hard tonight, to breathe despite
This old fart in line, always keeps me fryin'
The way he's freakin' me, he's so indiscreet
I'm here just today, been like a week now

He's cut the cheese like a thousand times
A thousand times I almost cracked
His drawers, are never relenting
I'm just about to shout it, tell the world about it

'Cause I suffer - this old fart - yes I do - is squeakin' too
I suffer - this old fart - yes I do - is squeakin' too
I suffer - this old fart - yes I do - is squeakin' too

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Old Man Ribber - December 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Randy - Fine job. Now that I am 56, I can verify your premise...there's nothing worse than a bunch of "old farts"! Merry Christmas! ;D
Randy Hearn - December 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank You! I'm 61 so I'm in that category too!
2Eagle - December 24, 2010 - Report this comment
If a man farts in El Segundo does it smell?
John Barry - December 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice air.

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