My hair is long
And I don’t have a lightning scar
Upon my big forehead, my forehead
But you’re wrong
Wrong enough to think I care
I ain’t Harry, I’m Ron Weasley

So on I mope

Not as funny as George and Fred
I wear last years robes to class
What a spaz

But I know
Hermione wants to date me
I ain’t Harry, I’m Ron Weasley

When I’m waving my wand
I’m waving with sadness
That I can’t cast a spell
That doesn’t cause major damage
To those all around me

No one wants to see
Me naked with a horse
Danny’s got that gig, Equus
It's not just

For I know
There’s no other roles for me
I ain’t Harry, I’m Ron Weasley

I’m Ron Weasley
I ain’t Harry, I’m Ron Weasley