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Song Parodies -> "Fat Chick, Nice Face (hop on my Lambretta)"

Original Song Title:

"Bus Stop, Bus Go"

Original Performer:

The Hollies

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Chick, Nice Face (hop on my Lambretta)"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Fat chick, nice face, she walks, I say, "Hop on my Lambretta"
Fat chick, wide load, no space, pud grows cruisin' my Lambretta

All that summer we enjoyed it, buns and cheeks and thighs.
That Lambretta we destoyed it. My ex-haust, I can't find

Every morning I would see her waddle like a duck
Sometimes I'd duck then she would tell me that I sucked
All the people stared as if we were both quite insane
Someday my shame for her is goin' to be inflamed

Then one day the fat chick farted. Silly, but it's true
Stinkin' up our freak romance and endin' with a pee yeew...!

Flames from buns engulfed her pooter no more scooterin' now
Nice to think that that Lambretta saved me from a cow

break

Every morning I would see her waddle like a duck
Sometimes I'd duck then she would tell me that I sucked
All the people stared as if we were both quite insane
Someday my shame for her is goin' to be inflamed

Fat chick, nice face, she walks, I say, "Hop on my Lambretta"
Fat chick, wide load, no space, pud grows cruisin' my Lambretta

All that summer we enjoyed it, buns and cheeks and thighs.
That Lambretta we destoyed it. My ex-haust, I can't find

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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Ross Geller - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
It's "destroyed", as in "rrhoid", not destoyed. Other than that, Okaeeey.
MrMacphisto - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL....
Johnny D - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Wacky, wacky, wacky! Lionel, you WACKY!! Funny stuff!
Paul Robinson - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Lionel - Very nice job - 5's. Minor quibble (VERY minor): Title is "Bus Stop". But I'm glad to see someone do one of the older Hollies songs from the Graham Nash days. I preferred that configuration over the later one.
Kat - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Why must every one insult fat girls?

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